Crooked Little Smile Retreats
A Silent Retreat
“We experience awakening in truly contemplative moments, moments of just being in love. Living is appreciated then without any descriptions, qualifications, or felt cause.” -Gerald May
What to expect
Crooked Little Smile Retreats has created a retreat like no other. Come and take a deep breath surrounded by nature to focus on you. Experience the ultimate luxury; silence. We strongly encourage you to turn off your phone so that you can experience a Digital Detox. (We will even hold if for you if you’d like, providing a number for your loved ones should an emergency arise) This silent retreat provides you time to rest and experience some basic practices for self care. Take what you like with you and experience the joy of trying something new that is good for body and soul.
Come for two nights or four. Private and Dorm rooms available. Your time here includes:
-One Hour Massage
-Handmade journal with daily writing/meditation prompts
-Daily Yoga
-Health Coaching
-One Hour Facial
-Sauna Therapy and Aromatherapy
-Homemade meals and snacks, coffee and tea
How we go to the wood
Crocked Little Smile Retreats is THRILLED to be partnering with Valhalla Hills to create a luxury retreat experience. Valhalla Hills is located just 45 minutes south of Columbus near Hocking Hills. You can access many wonderful hiking trails nearby (Christmas Rocks is our favorite). The home itself is large and spacious providing lots of windows, light, and nooks to spend time. Bring your swimsuit because there is a hot tub and sauna. Rooms range from private with a bathroom to dorm style to fit everyone’s taste and budget.
Feed the body
Nourish the soul
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
-Virginia Wolfe
Foods you can look forward to during your retreat:
-Coffee and Tea
-Full breakfasts
-Freshly baked afternoon treats!
-Hearty soups and salads
-Homemade meals
